OSCARS!

Well everyone, it's that time of the year again!

THE OSCARS

I can tell you I was pretty darn excited! I had hoped that some of the few movies that I actually managed to see would win, and that, most of all, HP7.1 would win the one Oscar it got nominated for.

And, as most of you know, it did not. And, to kick a dog when it's down, Alice in Wonderland beat it. I mean C'MON!

I rather disliked that movie. I thought the plot was stupid, and the acting only so-so. And the title was rather irritating too! I mean, it was NOT Alice in Wonderland. A more applicable name would have been Alice in Underland, since in the movie itself it's not WONDERland it's UNDERland, or After Alice would have worked, since it was not the story that Lewis Carol wrote, and it barely hung on by a thread to be affiliated with Alice in Wonderland.

To make matters worse, I'm watching the Oscars and WHABAM! Right in the middle of the original song nominee from Toy Story 3 the cable goes out! THIS SUCKS!!! URGH!!!

Well, I hope that the rest of the show goes good, and that the nominees whom I want to win do, *knock on wood*, I'll be googleing it tomorrow to find out!

Enlightened

I am going to enlighten all of you on a few things that you may not have been previously aware of:


This is a penguin

This rock is not alive







This is the happiest place on earth







This is called being happy







This is called being sad







This is not how it actually works



I hope you are all feeling just a tad bit more enlightened!  You're welcome! =)

ANTS!!!

AAAHHH!!! So: with all this rain/snow/cold weather the ants have taken hostage of my kitchen!!! AND, being me, I don't like using harmful sprays to get rid of them because I have cats. SO, I'm going to share my personal Ant Spray to get rid of them, it's perfectly pet-friendly!!

2/3 Cup WATER

1/3 Cup WHITE VINEGAR

3 Tablespoons DISH SOAP

Just put all three into a spray bottle, shake it before each use.

AND VIOLA! Ant Spray!!! 

Contradictions?

This is a little contradictions story that I've always said since I was little =)

One bright day in the middle of the night
Two dead boys got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other
A deaf policeman heard their cries
And came and killed those two dead guys
If you don't believe this tale is true
Ask the blind man
He saw it too

Sponges

Sponge

Sponges are hermaphrodites...just thought I'd share...

The Only One Who Trumps Jenn

The only one who's better than Jennifer Aniston:

Hugh Grant

This man is awesome, sexy, and an amazing actor!!!

(Don't worry, I doubt I'll be blogging about any other actors on here haha)

Jennifer Aniston

Jennifer Aniston

I LOVE THIS ACTRESS!!! She is so amazing!!

Welcome!

Hey!! Let's get this started!!